500daysof-katie:

tea-inthetardis:

bugsinricepudding:

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

ed sheeran when did you get a tumblr 

Bitch, do you think that makes you look cute?

pizza:

barackcity:

fangirlin-in-a-winter-wonderland:

djavjr:

shakethe-excess:

bill-nyetho:

the idea that girls in 1572 had periods but no tampons makes me sad

I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT ACTUALLY

would you say you think about it periodically

lol bc i asked my mum how they handled it and she said the japanese women would just like shut their vaginas with their muscles

“wanna see how big my muscles are?” “yeah, sure” *pulls pants down*

Taylor: Maybe you and Nate are good for each other and maybe you’re not. But how you go about that is completely up to you and nobody else. But that doesn’t mean you have to choose between him and you’re best friend. I know you may not consider sis to even be your friend anymore but I know that some of the first things that pop into your head when you hear her name are memories of her being your best friend. You two were friends much longer than you’re letting this fight drag on. We all have friendship issues and that’s just something we all have to work through. I know the reason you can’t get yourself to be best friends again is because it scares you how hurt you were during your fight. You had nate there for you to help you through it and tell you that your friendship with Morgan may just not be good for you…so you stayed away. But if you care about nate as much as you say you do then I know it hurt just as bad when you found out those things, but you didn’t have Morgan there at that time. And you know that if you would have had her there she could have helped you through it just as well as nate. You said that your friendship with Morgan stressed you out, but I know nate stresses you out too. No couple is perfect. Even Tyler stresses the fuck out of me. We both know that Morgan and nate both know you better than you know yourself. Nate says Morgan is bad for you, and Morgan says Nate is bad for you. What I don’t understand is why youre listening to one over the other. No matter how much you say you don’t want to be friends with Morgan anymore, I know you miss how close you guys were. And you guys really were. I watched it. My mom cried over it. And I think you two need each other more than ever right now because you’re both going through shit, you with your dad and her with the divorce. I know you and Morgan are both stubborn little shits, but take this to heart, because I KNOW it has GOT to make sense to you.

Morgan: I know you think Nate is bad for Taylor, but if you want your best friend back then you might just have to take the whole package. Gary was shit for you and didn’t even like Taylor, but she just stuck around anyways. And Gary grew to like Taylor, so maybe you’ll get lucky. It honestly hurts me to see you stress over trying to get the old Taylor back. So maybe it’s best that you just take her as she is because I know you would still be best friends even if she has changed, cheer camp proved it. Obviously everybody is going to change and bring new people into their lives. Don’t be so stubborn and just deal with it.

BOTH OF YOU: This is ridiculous. You’re best friends. Seriously. Just tell EVERYONE to shut the hell up, forget this whole thing happened, and be best friends. I know it’s what you both want and you just won’t let your stubborn little asses do it

lolsofunny:

apparently americans don’t have maltesers is that right omg r u guys ok???????

what are malteasers??

is that a malteasers

Ummm, we have whoppers 

ch4in:

aw so cute :3

nutellaprince:

schizoider:

smokinginsomnia:

t-repidus:

mollym4c:

lussssst:

ind-ie:

ruoloc:

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

wow

Can never not reblog.

this is crazy. they say this is when ‘your life flashes before your eyes’

one of my favourite posts

holy fucking hell

oh so deep

are you idiots this is from the show The Walking Dead….

Hahaha this is a zombie and you’re all like holy fucking beautiful.

lydiaam97:

bekkaxo:

unicorn-kidz:

ruoloc:

iridium-flames:

thesummernights:

a1rpl4nes:

Would it?

Holy shit

hm

This has provoked thought and so I reblog it

it’s working

my heart literally stopped 

wow. just imagine ..

..

realitybl0ws:

heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store